mygayshoes:

So, it’s that time of year once more when I take a minute to appreciate the wonderful human beings who have, and certainly will, make me into a better human-being.

The only way I know how; Free stuff.

What the heck would I get from this Give-away?

• 2x Packets of Tim Tam, for those long…

I hope you understand that this means I have no life… but… this is your future. I’m excited.

gloriasophia:

A family is more likely to have a son compete in the Super Bowl than to have a daughter compete in the Miss USA pageant.

Well, no other way to say this. I feel pretty fucking special. I competed at the 2007 Miss USA pageant as Miss New York. You’re welcome familia. ;)

diplobugs:

Heather Whitestone Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”

-Miss Alabama’s Heather Whitestone in the 1994 Miss USA contest, who was later selected as Miss America 1995.

soimlegit:

i wanna be her.

corrinda:

Yes, I watch Toddlers and Tiaras. Yes, I’m ashamed of it. Yes, I thought this part was funny.

livingforlaughter:

gpoy

HOLY SHIT IT’S YOU KATY!